No. 23 • Spring 2006
Sugar :
Everybody Loves the Drummer •
Sugarman •
Three Poems •
The Magical Fruit •
More Sugar! •
How to Get a Postcard Sent to You from Nigeria •
I Am 17 Percent Finished! •
Two Poems •
Sugar and Spice? •
Wave Train •
Bare Branches •
Up a Tree •
More than Just Statistics •
The Ultrasonic Project (MP3)
No. 22 • Winter 2006
No. 21 • Fall 2005
Tough :
Hangin’ Tough •
The Asinine Abandominium of Avondale •
Toughness Is a Trait Valued the World Over •
Because If You Fold •
Back Into the Fray •
Politics and the Machinery of Death •
The Wall •
The Typewriter •
Two Poems •
Wave of Segregation •
Show How Much You CARE •
Wingnuts “R” Us •
The Turnaround (MP3)
No. 20 • Summer 2005
Giant :
The Brilliant Flash of Almost •
Thirty-Two Seconds •
Attack of the Giant Jesus •
Capable Illusions •
Fear Not the Pink Stuff •
Irrational Fears •
Nevermourning: Sunset Portrait at Westminster •
An Analysis of “The Trip in the Monitor to… Mars” •
One Giant Step •
The Army’s Seaglass •
This Time Unlike Spring •
The Big Fish •
The Sun Rises in Kansas •
The Truth in Black and White •
Fighting the Only Good Fight •
Where’s Denise? (MP3) •
No. 19 • Spring 2005
Demands :
Demanding the King •
A Prescription for Dr. Dean •
Who Enters Will Be Swallowed Whole, The Sea Gudgeon Requires It •
Loose Teeth •
Where We Once Were: Stories of Childhood •
The Jane Sonnet •
The Ropes •
Spanish White Wines •
Fog •
The Quest for Answers •
Caint •
[Untitled] •
New Scars for the Summer •
The Future of Music: Tomorrow Never Knows •
Gettin’ Sheared for a Good Cause •
exp 1117 (MP3)
No. 18 • Winter 2005
Flake :
My Path to the Mountain •
The More Dangerous Game •
Adventures in Homesteading •
Would You Care for a Rolo, My Sweet Marlene? •
Gehenna •
Form Letters •
House-Hunting Horrors •
Verbal Assault Vehicle: Fat Wives Club •
Destroying the “Liberal Elite” and Defending the Common Man •
Dogcatcher •
Oil See You in Hell •
Buy Blue or Be Blue •
Box on His Back (MP3)
No. 17 • Fall 2004
Monster :
The Mysterious McMonster •
Monsters of Metal •
The Monsters Under My Bed •
Scary Meals •
Schoolgirl and the Try-Hard •
The More Dangerous Game •
Fears, Sneers, Electioneers, and the Giant Rat of Sumatra •
France: The Land That Dentistry Forgot •
Torches and Pitchforks •
Letters to the Editor •
Is Banning Landmines Sexy? •
Atari Porn and Lousy Halloween Costumes
No. 16 • Summer 2004
Game :
The Name of the Game… Is Name the Game! •
Beating the Armadillo •
Love Affair with Leaving Work •
The More Dangerous Game •
Hard Choices •
The Stock Market •
How I Ruined a Perfectly Good Lizard •
Shell Island, North Carolina •
A Small Victory in the War on Las Vegas •
Oregon Wine's Coming-of-Age •
Selected Televised Ass Kickings •
Veto Demockracy •
Stuck on Stuck Girls
No. 15 • Spring 2004
Seed :
The Happiest Day of Your Life •
How I Ruined a Perfectly Good Chicken •
One Night at the Granada •
Thanks for the Taco, Big White Head! •
Bus Ride •
Grumpy Eye for the Metro Guy •
The Elevators Will Always Win •
“Urbs in Horto” in Action •
Denise’s Bad Old Poetry Corner •
The Winter Is Over •
Victory at Crandon Mine •
Weed You Don’t Smoke
No. 14 • Winter 2004
Almighty :
Officer Murphy Is Screaming •
Blessed Are the Cheesemakers •
One Night at the Granada •
Revelation 2001 •
The Field-Goal Kicking Mule •
Seventh Day •
When Icons Attack •
Corey Feldman •
Religious Journeys •
The ABCs of South American Wine •
Not Just for Hippies Anymore •
Hard-Won Prizes •
Stewards of the Sea •
Punks on ’Tussin
No. 13 • Fall 2003
Balls :
Mythical Animals and Moral Clarity •
Bands With Balls •
Mean, Hurtful Poems to People We Don’t Like •
The Black Chalice Blues •
Too Much White Currant Wine •
One Night at the Granada •
Lost Aggression After West Nile •
Howard Dean, M.D. •
Turning Points •
Your Silent Face •
So That’s Where the Cherries on Your Sundae Come From •
The Exador of Froth and Beards •
Desktop Patterns •
I Just Bet My Balls ... And Shook On It •
Letters to the Editor •
Male Bag •
Nursing Nature •
It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a ... Hamburger?
No. 12 • Summer 2003
Heat :
Liars •
It Ain’t the Heat, It’s the Timidity •
Hot Sauces •
Depleted Uranium •
My Defective Spark •
The Death of the Trade •
Mars Venus Jupiter •
Rod Beck #47 •
Hot Bands •
The Black Chalice Blues •
The Rainbow's End •
Koh Pha Ngan: Splendid Lethargy •
Interview with John Whipple •
Untitled •
The Three Magical Children •
Male Bag •
Brother, Can You Help a Cat Out? •
Boozehounds Unite!
No. 11 • Spring 2003
Naked :
The Exception •
Skinny Dipping •
Bald Men •
The Machine's New Clothes •
A Discernible Turgid State •
To Romeo, From God •
A Need for Strong Hands or, If Henry Was Here •
Might I Dance Here Awhile •
The Black Chalice Blues •
Everyone Strips •
My Naked Truth •
Take It, Naked Bacon •
The Sex Lives of Clowns •
The Breathalator •
Bums Away!!! •
Everlovin' and This Morning •
Llama Llove •
The Death of the Trade •
A Taste of California •
Happiness •
I Like It Weird •
Male Bag •
Medical Relief for Everyone •
George [H.W.] Bush: The Unauthorized Biography
No. 10 • Winter 2003
Space :
Now •
The Death of the Trade •
Space for Sale •
Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor, Not a Weapons Inspector! •
Notes Left Behind for the Bellboy •
Serpent's Teeth •
Reflections on Space •
Space for Rent •
Shakin' Up the Style in Chi-town •
Allerton Park: A Jewel in the Cornfield •
The Fall of Colony Calimetania •
Notes Left Behind for a Zookeeper •
Anybody 2004 •
Space for Hire •
Male Bag •
Saving Sacred Space •
Beholding the Power of Cheese
No. 9 • Fall 2002
No. 8 • Summer 2002
Dirt :
Out of the Mud •
"We're Gonna Turn the U.S. of A. into a BIIIIIIG MUD PIT!!!!" •
Serpent's Teeth •
Kitchen Essentials •
Muckraking •
High Lonely •
Twinkling Green Eyes •
The Peanut Butter Murder Mystery •
Scents and Sensibility •
Italian White Wines Other than Pinot Grigio •
Celebrity Boxing •
Take a Closer Look •
Male Bag •
Andy's Fucku •
Beast of Greed •
Yahoo! News: Most E-Mailed Content
No. 7 • Spring 2002
Hijinx :
what you've just stumbled upon •
Neo-Porn Noir •
There can be pictures •
Just a Symptom of My Occupational Disease •
March Madness •
Solitary •
In Search of North Center •
necessary dreams at bad times •
One Fun Night in Barcelona •
I'm Your Biggest Fan! •
Carnies, Clems, and Cheney •
It has come to this •
Talking With Nick •
The Second Driveway •
The Leviathan •
The Enron Debacle •
Male Bag •
Butts •
Give Time
No. 6 • Winter 2002
Union :
We •
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Barn'! •
Infrastructure •
Keep Going •
Matrimony, Montana, and the Machine •
Rust •
A Night at the Chip Inn •
The Wedding •
My Greatest 4th of July Ever •
How the Farm Was Won •
Unison •
The Work of Many Hands •
Farm Family Fun •
Conversation •
Space Wars Around the Corner •
Male Bag •
Bye Bye B •
Here Comes the Sun •
All we ask is that you care
No. 5 • Fall 2001
No. 4 • Summer 2001
No. 3 • Spring 2001
No. 2 • Winter 2001
Toys :
Welcome to the Farm •
Who Dies with the Most Toys •
The Mighty Green Machine •
Frank Capra Was Right! •
The Best Toys •
Last Leg •
Discovering Lust •
Boxes •
The Rantings of Eugene D. Moore •
5 Poems •
Male Bag •
What the hell happened and what do we do now? •
The Bible, Beanstalks, and Pure NO2 •
Fall at the Farm •
Wintering at the Farm
No. 1 • Fall 2000
Manifesto :
This is our farm •
Evening in 11 Moves •
Me and Major Tom •
The Amsterdam Poem •
Two Minutes to Talk to Kurt Vonnegut •
Scatter Splatter •
The Real Decision: Gore v. Nader •
A Picture Postcard •
First there is waking up •
The Rantings of Eugene D. Moore •
Mamo, nie placz, nie •
Male Bag •
Shades of Dye •
Lake •
Photos •
My Home, or Why I Hug Trees •
Autobiography