“I figure if you can't change who you are then you might as well change the world, right?” Ms. Egland is the co-founder of the Secret Order of the Shaking Fist. She is currently bringing down the system via passive aggression. More by Heather Egland
Joe Martinez was a gibbon in a former incarnation. Currently he is a 30-something ne’er-do-well with a penchant for ranting, raving, and otherwise being righteously indignant. Born property of the US Army, he has always chafed at the constraints of society and yearned to return to an arboreal life in the jungles of Southeast Asia. He is the father of a pre-teen, who is rapidly approaching the point where she no longer wants to be seen with him. Appraisals of his character are mixed, ranging from mildly positive (“He’s OK”) to damning (“That guy’s an insufferable jerk!”). Joe is holding out that age will bring wisdom, and wisdom, peace of mind. An expert at squandering opportunity, he is available to consult on all your failure-related needs for an exorbitant fee. More by Joe Martinez
Nick Twemlow is a Fulbright fellow in New Zealand, where he is researching the life of his great aunt, who was a novelist, as well as completing a second manuscript of poems. He will arrive back in Chicago in early 2006, where he lives with his wife, Robyn Schiff. More by Nick Twemlow
Geary Yonker’s deep-seeded fear of death really keeps him busy. It is not so much a fear of dying as it is a fear of dying without having accomplished anything in his life. He attributes this fear to having been told he was special too many times when he was a kid. The problem started when he began to believe it. This complex has had many manifestations. Originally it served as a defense mechanism when he was an overweight child. When he got a little older it served as great excuse for coasting through high school and college. In 1997, Year 27 of the Great Coasting, he started inviting his friends to an abandoned dairy farm that his family inherited from a great uncle. Nobody is exactly sure how or why but he is convinced that this changed his life and gave him some direction. The actual directions to “The fARM” that he gave his friends led them up interstates, up county highways, and eventually onto gravel roads. After every turn the partygoers were urged to “keepgoing” (bet you thought that we were just ripping off MoveOn.org). Since then “The fARM” has spawned an annual charity event, three mediocre bands, and this ever-evolving website. More by Geary Yonker
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keepgoing.org is published quarterly, on the first day of each season. In fact, we control the seasons. If we hadn't published a Spring issue this year there would never have been a thaw, and the world would now be enveloped in perpetual winter, practically another Ice Age.
Obviously, this is an awesome responsibility.
If you would like to play god with us, as well as see your original fiction, nonfiction, poetry, photography, or music published by this quarterly, there may be hope for you. We do consider unsolicited material for publication. We read every submission with varying degrees of interest and attention and publish those which seem best to us at the time. We won't publish your stuff if it sucks, unless you know someone on staff.
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Spring: February 21
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If your file is not readable, we will return it to you to be resubmitted if the mood so strikes us on that particular day.
Please don't send us a deluge. Save stuff for later issues. Try to limit yourself to no more than one story or three poems.
We don't want any trouble. We will not consider simultaneous submissions or material that has been published anywhere else, not even in your crappy, semi-subversive, high-school underground newsletter. We are a non-paying publisher (unless you count all of the good karma and warm feelings your submission will undoubtedly garner you). Copyright belongs to you (the author or artist) after publication, because, quite frankly, what are we gonna do with it?
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