“I figure if you can't change who you are then you might as well change the world, right?” Ms. Egland is the co-founder of the Secret Order of the Shaking Fist. She is currently bringing down the system via passive aggression.More by Heather Egland
Henry Kastler is some guy who does stuff. His current interests arestrumming and screenplays, with an eye on standup comedy and coding inJava. In his spare time he likes to wonder why if he's so smart, whyisn't he richer, and, why does he have to work so hard, and, who was/isthe Phantom Menace? His dislikes include phonies and “Best Of” compilation albums. He likes Julius Meinl coffee, Jameson whiskey, cuddling, and walks alongthe beach at sunset.More by Henry Kastler
Kevin P. Keating
Kevin P. Keating, in a co(s)mic adventure to attain total enlightenment, has undergone innumerable incarnations as insect, beast, man, and god, although the only former life he can recall with any clarity is that of a medieval monk, a humble and satisfying existence in which he toiled away in the chiaroscuro gloom of a scriptorium somewhere in the Belgian countryside, copying the tragic plays of Euripides and the Meditations of Marcus Aurelius. Surely this accounts for his peculiar obsession with premium Belgian ales and his endless fascination with classical literature. Currently, he lives a lavish lifestyle as an instructor of English at a Cleveland area college and tends to alternately write and procrastinate about writing in great marathon stretches of time. His favorite color? Periwinkle. His favorite author? Jose Saramago.More by Kevin P. Keating
Joe Martinez was a gibbon in a former incarnation.Currently he is a 31-year-old ne’er-do-well witha penchant for ranting, raving, and otherwise being righteouslyindignant. Born property of the US Army, he has always chafedat the constraints of society and yearned to return to an arboreallife in the jungles of Southeast Asia. He is the father of a10-year-old, who is rapidly approaching the point where she nolonger wants to be seen with him. Appraisals of his characterare mixed, ranging from mildly positive (“He’sOK”) to damning (“That guy’s an insufferable jerk!”).Joe is holding out that age will bring wisdom, andwisdom, peace of mind. An expert at squandering opportunity,he is available to consult on all your failure-relatedneeds for an exorbitant fee.More by Joe Martinez
Denise Pace is a hairless monkey frequently and infuriatingly thwarted by everyday things, like ottomans and gravity. She communicates largely by cussing and quoting The Simpsons. Yet, possessing a high level of derring-do, she perseveres.More by Denise Pace
Born amongst the corn cousins, Elmers, and strip-mall baronsof Indiana, Patrick learned early on in life that something wasrotten in Denmark. After mailing many, many postcards to variousaddresses in the greater Copenhagen area asking after the sourceof the stench, and after receiving no replies to his repeatedqueries, he became convinced that it must be the mayonnaise.More by Patrick Russell
Steve Spaulding believes he will have another pull on the whisky bottle, thank you very much — and would there be a spare beer in the fridge? ‘Cause that would be great. He is also a bit deaf in one ear so would you mind speaking up? And don’t hold it against him that he doesn’t remember you; while he can remember obscure characters in movies and comic books on only a single exposure, real people are like the flitting shadows of a strobe-lit room to him. Steve considers it a downright miracle he has lasted as long as he has in such a cruel and unforgiving world and thanks his lucky stars for every breath he draws, and for all the good friends he’s made. Steve wonders what God was thinking, where the surplus went, whether there’s a spare beer in the fridge, and did he already ask that? Because his short-term memory is sort of on the fritz these days.More by Steve Spaulding
Geary Yonker’s deep-seeded fear of death really keeps him busy.It is not so much a fear of dying as it is a fear of dying without havingaccomplished anything in his life. He attributes this fear to having beentold he was special too many times when he was a kid. The problem startedwhen he began to believe it. This complex has had many manifestations.Originally it served as a defense mechanism when he was an overweightchild. When he got a little older it served as great excuse for coastingthrough high school and college. In 1997, Year 27 of the Great Coasting,he started inviting his friends to an abandoned dairy farm that his familyinherited from a great uncle. Nobody is exactly sure how or why but he isconvinced that this changed his life and gave him some direction. Theactual directions to “The fARM” that he gave his friends ledthem up interstates, up county highways, and eventually onto gravel roads.After every turn the partygoers were urged to “keepgoing” (betyou thought that we were just ripping off MoveOn.org). Since then“The fARM” has spawned an annual charity event, three mediocrebands, and this ever-evolving website.More by Geary Yonker
keepgoing.org is published quarterly, on the first day of each season. In fact, we control the seasons. If we hadn't published a Spring issue this year there would never have been a thaw, and the world would now be enveloped in perpetual winter, practically another Ice Age.
Obviously, this is an awesome responsibility.
If you would like to play god with us, as well as see your original fiction, nonfiction, poetry, photography, or music published by this quarterly, there may be hope for you. We do consider unsolicited material for publication. We read every submission with varying degrees of interest and attention and publish those which seem best to us at the time. We won't publish your stuff if it sucks, unless you know someone on staff.
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Spring: February 21
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