In This Issue
McDonald's explained that Grimace originally was a character bent on stealing milkshakes from children. How could McDonald's be in league with such a monster?!
Ozzfest, 8/21/04,Tweeter Center, Tinley Park, Ill.
Good gravy, is there any tune they've written that even kinda sucks? HELL NO!!! They are the masters of metal and they prove it.
I don't think I know anyone that believes in monsters. I'm pretty sure most people do not know the two biggest fears that kept me awake at night as a child.
A Review of Fast Food Nation
Nightmarish environments that are hazardous to work in are also unsanitary conditions unfit for the preparation of massive volumes of food.
Don't worry sweetie. It's nothing a Loratab and some Botox won't fix.
The Great Mole Rat could serve a good function as a suitably cartoonish image for big ol' goofy-ass runaway fears, couldn't it? The ones we just can't seem to get rid of, and which we therefore love so much.
Now putting a lie to the theory that it is really cheap to travel around Europe, it cost me €160 for a return train ticket. I blanched when the ticket agent told me the amount, but I reassured myself that this is what road trips are all about: commitment to the cause.
The Price of Being Wrong
From the Publisher
Dick, Don, and the rest of the boys down at the American Enterprise Institute had this theory. Their theory was about how to make the Middle East, in particular the Persian Gulf, a more stable region.
Clearly you are some variety of chimpanzee or very large, clever monkey who, when put behind a keyboard, managed to randomly bang out this absurd, primitive message.
Only If the Unmaimed Get You Off
Oh, fair artillery! Oh, sultry fire bomb! Oh, coquettish anti-aircraft missile! Oh, luscious landmine… wait a minute… landmine?
Retrocrush is put together by a nostalgia enthusiast named Robert Berry who enjoys rubbing the noses of us Generation Xers in the cultural slop that framed our childhoods.