No. 14 • Winter 2004
Almighty :
Officer Murphy Is Screaming •
Blessed Are the Cheesemakers •
One Night at the Granada •
Revelation 2001 •
The Field-Goal Kicking Mule •
Seventh Day •
When Icons Attack •
Corey Feldman •
Religious Journeys •
The ABCs of South American Wine •
Not Just for Hippies Anymore •
Hard-Won Prizes •
Stewards of the Sea •
Punks on ’Tussin
No. 13 • Fall 2003
Balls :
Mythical Animals and Moral Clarity •
Bands With Balls •
Mean, Hurtful Poems to People We Don’t Like •
The Black Chalice Blues •
Too Much White Currant Wine •
One Night at the Granada •
Lost Aggression After West Nile •
Howard Dean, M.D. •
Turning Points •
Your Silent Face •
So That’s Where the Cherries on Your Sundae Come From •
The Exador of Froth and Beards •
Desktop Patterns •
I Just Bet My Balls ... And Shook On It •
Letters to the Editor •
Male Bag •
Nursing Nature •
It’s a Bird! It’s a Plane! It’s a ... Hamburger?
No. 12 • Summer 2003
Heat :
Liars •
It Ain’t the Heat, It’s the Timidity •
Hot Sauces •
Depleted Uranium •
My Defective Spark •
The Death of the Trade •
Mars Venus Jupiter •
Rod Beck #47 •
Hot Bands •
The Black Chalice Blues •
The Rainbow's End •
Koh Pha Ngan: Splendid Lethargy •
Interview with John Whipple •
Untitled •
The Three Magical Children •
Male Bag •
Brother, Can You Help a Cat Out? •
Boozehounds Unite!
No. 11 • Spring 2003
Naked :
The Exception •
Skinny Dipping •
Bald Men •
The Machine's New Clothes •
A Discernible Turgid State •
To Romeo, From God •
A Need for Strong Hands or, If Henry Was Here •
Might I Dance Here Awhile •
The Black Chalice Blues •
Everyone Strips •
My Naked Truth •
Take It, Naked Bacon •
The Sex Lives of Clowns •
The Breathalator •
Bums Away!!! •
Everlovin' and This Morning •
Llama Llove •
The Death of the Trade •
A Taste of California •
Happiness •
I Like It Weird •
Male Bag •
Medical Relief for Everyone •
George [H.W.] Bush: The Unauthorized Biography
No. 10 • Winter 2003
Space :
Now •
The Death of the Trade •
Space for Sale •
Dammit, Jim! I'm a Doctor, Not a Weapons Inspector! •
Notes Left Behind for the Bellboy •
Serpent's Teeth •
Reflections on Space •
Space for Rent •
Shakin' Up the Style in Chi-town •
Allerton Park: A Jewel in the Cornfield •
The Fall of Colony Calimetania •
Notes Left Behind for a Zookeeper •
Anybody 2004 •
Space for Hire •
Male Bag •
Saving Sacred Space •
Beholding the Power of Cheese
No. 9 • Fall 2002
No. 8 • Summer 2002
Dirt :
Out of the Mud •
"We're Gonna Turn the U.S. of A. into a BIIIIIIG MUD PIT!!!!" •
Serpent's Teeth •
Kitchen Essentials •
Muckraking •
High Lonely •
Twinkling Green Eyes •
The Peanut Butter Murder Mystery •
Scents and Sensibility •
Italian White Wines Other than Pinot Grigio •
Celebrity Boxing •
Take a Closer Look •
Male Bag •
Andy's Fucku •
Beast of Greed •
Yahoo! News: Most E-Mailed Content
No. 7 • Spring 2002
Hijinx :
what you've just stumbled upon •
Neo-Porn Noir •
There can be pictures •
Just a Symptom of My Occupational Disease •
March Madness •
Solitary •
In Search of North Center •
necessary dreams at bad times •
One Fun Night in Barcelona •
I'm Your Biggest Fan! •
Carnies, Clems, and Cheney •
It has come to this •
Talking With Nick •
The Second Driveway •
The Leviathan •
The Enron Debacle •
Male Bag •
Butts •
Give Time
No. 6 • Winter 2002
Union :
We •
Don't Blame Me, I Voted For Barn'! •
Infrastructure •
Keep Going •
Matrimony, Montana, and the Machine •
Rust •
A Night at the Chip Inn •
The Wedding •
My Greatest 4th of July Ever •
How the Farm Was Won •
Unison •
The Work of Many Hands •
Farm Family Fun •
Conversation •
Space Wars Around the Corner •
Male Bag •
Bye Bye B •
Here Comes the Sun •
All we ask is that you care
No. 5 • Fall 2001
No. 4 • Summer 2001
No. 3 • Spring 2001
No. 2 • Winter 2001
Toys :
Welcome to the Farm •
Who Dies with the Most Toys •
The Mighty Green Machine •
Frank Capra Was Right! •
The Best Toys •
Last Leg •
Discovering Lust •
Boxes •
The Rantings of Eugene D. Moore •
5 Poems •
Male Bag •
What the hell happened and what do we do now? •
The Bible, Beanstalks, and Pure NO2 •
Fall at the Farm •
Wintering at the Farm
No. 1 • Fall 2000
Manifesto :
This is our farm •
Evening in 11 Moves •
Me and Major Tom •
The Amsterdam Poem •
Two Minutes to Talk to Kurt Vonnegut •
Scatter Splatter •
The Real Decision: Gore v. Nader •
A Picture Postcard •
First there is waking up •
The Rantings of Eugene D. Moore •
Mamo, nie placz, nie •
Male Bag •
Shades of Dye •
Lake •
Photos •
My Home, or Why I Hug Trees •
Autobiography